(FAQ 3)
Is the Palme murder
solved by the brilliant investigator Dragan and has the
gärningsman been caught? Is the Dragan dead and on which level? How do I
scumwank like a real tabacman? I wanna be a tabacman and do the crazy
stuff. I wanna have his pretty little girlfriend Gun Braun, can I have her
when she dies?
Niklas Boknäs
Yes the Palme Murder is solved but not by Dragan because he is still in
ScumComa™
Go to the nearest Tabacman Training Center or buy the instructionvideo: Film für alle
A real Tabacman don´t fuck with dead girls.
With love
Torben von Møller
Wankinstructor, 10dan, at the Royal College of Scumwank, Copenhagen
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(Efter att ha fått music fur allum twice i julkalapp kan jag bara säga,
det var det värsta skit jag någonsin lyssnat på, jag vill ha mer-mer!!!
VHS samlingen av tv serien är hög intressant!)
Dear Mr. Webmaster
I have got a quite important subject I would like to discuss with you.
Why don´t you arrange travels? I would very much like to experience
sleeping like a duck, inside the pyramid. None of the common travel
agents has been able to help me. I would love to visit the lamp room
inside the Kaban and have a guided tour at the Glimmingehus. You could
also arrange a mystery week-end at Ormsjoen.
I suggest you contact the Flygstationen in Halmstad and ask them for an
aeroplane to transport all of us to visit these mysterious places.
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Joakim
We here at Trum Trum Travels arranges busstours to the Kaba every weekend. You can book your tickets right here. The price is $2000 and that gives you a seat in the buss, two bottles of Coca Cola, two meals of vegetarian food, two nights inside the holy lamproom and purification and enlightment of your mind.
We also have a onedaytrip to Glimmingehus for only $800, (gasolin not included), were you meet Klagan in the sugarfield.
We are sorry but Ormsjoen is closed by the military.
GOOD! VERY GOOD INDEED
MY FRIENDS!
This is a mighty fine page that you have composed.
I must say that the artwork is to my highest liking!
But, when will sailor allow the whole suffering mankind
to enjoy his mighty art he created in "Serie-Für-Alle"
I'd realy like to have a copy so I can go home to my
bed for a mighty fine wank, my dick is bleeding...
please help me soon,
your fried forever,
Sir Chordü Fedrol III, esq.
Serie Für Alle is a rare collectors item and we will not ruin all those collectors by printing more copies. You must understand, my friend, that every time we here on Trum Trum release some new für alle stuff you have to be ready to pay or find yourself in the situation that you are in right now.
Karam
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Your a funny litle
Pig,, Do you call this a Web Site,, hahahah,, hahahah,,,
You are so funny....
(Det luktar tabac.)
Produkterna som erbjuds på er förträffliga sida är förvisso förstklassiga.
Och som hängivet für-alle fan vill jag naturligtvis gärna bli medelpunkten
i min bekantskapskrets genom att bära t.ex en S. Glück t-shirt. Det är
emellertid svårt att inte känna sig blåst på tabacen när man betalar 360pix
(ink. frakt) för godset. Går det inte att förhandla om priset med den gamla
Disco-Ankan?
Det går inte att förhandla med DD
Eddie
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Med stor glädje har jag mottagit svaret på min förfrågan om t-shirt
priserna, som jag skickade härom veckan. Jag ämnar nu lägga ett bud.
Som den snikne taxi-massör jag är sonderar jag läget, något fräckt kanske,
med ett skambud på 150 lusidorer. Hur smakar det?
Det går inte att förhandla med DD dessutom är alla t-shirts slutsålda
Eddie
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Subject: motherfuckers
I told you a year ago that
I should make your website, and
now you have gone to the Russian maffia
instead!
Poor bastards, I guess I have to tell IT-jesus
and his monkeys at Baltic Vision to take care of you...
R.I.P.
// ObeahMan
The russian maffia is very talented when it comes to technology, they know how to make good designs and how to do people in a gentle manner. IT-Jesus can go fuck himself, his monkeys are our property and he is no longer a citizen.
Evil Pig
Äkta Schysst sida!!.
har båda skivorna vill ha mer.....
kommer det en ny julkalender?
hörde att ni ska göra en serie für alle
RÄtt eller Fel.....
finns det en Film für alle oxå?
Ja
Fel
Ja
Arne
dear gods für alle.
i am one of your true slaves and i would like to get even more involved.
Now i want to know a couple of things. How do i get my hands on film
für
alle? When will film für alle double be released? How many more music
für allum twice do i have to buy before you can afford putting tv für
alle on broadcasting in 1998? as you can see i have many fragen in my
head, please enlighten me! i would also like to say thank you very many
for everything für alle, you save my life!
/ your eternal slave
ps. will dragan ever awaken?
pps. please lower your t-shirt prices.
ppps. can you sell me a copy of manolito the whipper's gay movie where
he plays the tabacman and fucks santa in the mouth and then fuck the guy
in the pink gay suit.
yes
yes
Yes
Yes
yes
Disco Duck
Bästa sidan på länge!
Avguda!
TACK!
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First i wish to express my great sadness for your stolen art.
as an artist myself i know what it means to have your fine work stolen
by outrageous criminals.
Now to my question: in one episode of your facinating tv-show "Kalender
Fur alle" a face of the Tabac mans ancestor is shown on the surface of
mars.How come i have never heard of this wonderful thing before Disco
Duck nr.1 revealed the secret. Have the goverment tried to cover up the
tracks of the great Tabac mans ancestor?
Have you been recieveing threats from the goverment after showing this
on tv?
ps" I am not employed by SÄPO or any other organisation...ds
We can´t answer that question because we know that you are employed as a carpenter by SÄPO and Lufthansa. The goverment have not coverd up anything. For more information study carefully the cydonia pages.
Hi..
This is The Disco Cow typing.......
I have a very GOOD förslag about a new kind of Computer Game,, Spel Für
Alle.... And i wounder if he (or is it you people on TrumTrum) are
interested in that...
And that game will come with Buller And Bång...
//Ferdnand//
Yes that Game is already in produktion and will be delivered on 8 CD-R records late 1999 autumn.
Digi pig II
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Dear Piggy...
I would like to learn the secret arts of The Pig Style, could you help
me?
Messin Baba - I eat only cows...
Lesson no #1 will be published online next update (illustrated by mr. Sailor himself) The lessons will be held by Überpigs favorite student Eddie San.
Karam el Sayed, Pyramid Police
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Hello
Tja det här var den
bästa siten jag sett i hela mitt liv.
Ni måste vara gudar.
micke
No only demigods.
Karam
Hello.
Dear webmaster, I've been wanting this "Film für
alle" haben for a long time.
I've been watching "tv für alle" on my videotapes like crazy and waiting
to get the film für alle. Under the time I've been
making my own Snorkelman
tieshirt (my logo is much more finer than your new one) and stuff.
Is there possible to get it somehow, I promise you I won't tell Sverker.
Just a copy or whatever. I will make you a tribute song or anything like
that.
So please...
Over and out from the metropolis of the universe of the centrum, Umeå,
Fe.
Please destroy your t-shirt and buy a new one with the "seger" motif from our new mailorder shop.
Bye the way Film für alle is now in stock again.
Karin, chief secretary
of the Sperling foundation
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I must say I´m impressed av sidan.
Imorgon så åker jag iväg i mitt gröna rymdskepp ut i kosmos för att där
äta glass med rosa elefanter... och med mig tar jag färsk julglögg från
Sveg, det kommer att smaka fint I tell you. Kommer det några roliga
"für alle" serier/filmer/serier sernare i det som vi kallar för
framtiden?
/Wu-Li LOHA
Ja
Jag har förgäves försökt få tag i für alle saker t ex cd-skivor och
filmer, men det verkar som förgjort, finns det speciella inköpsställen??
M v h
Thomas
Det finns speciella inköpsställen.
I dessa inköpsställen står det expediter.
Gån fram till expediten och beställ:
Music für alle, TrumTrum Records, SRCD 1, MNW Distribution
Music für allum twice, TrumTrum Records, SRTTCD 5, MNW Distribution
Film für alle, TrumTrum Records, SRTTVHS 3, MNW Distribution
NYHET
Ett okänt antal ex av Film für alle har hittats i ett hålrum under Sphinxen.
Eddie the Pig är i färd med att stargata hela partiet till Sverige.
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You said that you had no befogenheter on Mars while are Federal Pyramid
Polica.But as the pictures from the pathfinder clearly
shows thera ARE pyramids
on Mars.
Why are you lying to us? We demand the truth!!
A.P.
We dont understand what you are talking about.
Karam
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Sanslöst kul sida, mina magmuskler värker ;-)
Köpte idag bootlegen ;-), den verkar bra (har inte hunnit lyssna
ordentligt :-)
Du mystiska webmaster, jag undrar två saker:
har Peter Wahlbeck tillgång till internet?
och isåfall kan man kontakta honom på nån adress? skulle vara kul å
bravväxla lite och diskutera lite livets stora gåtor :-)
hälsningar
Krzysio
Tillgång till internet? Vi är internet.
Pigmaster
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for a very little amount of money i can protect you
what would happen if all the pig tribe ending up on family svenssons
christmastable whit a stinking fucking apple in their mouth
oh noo who will then fight the kapitalismus
alcholist in every country/join
m.v.h
Nils Hult - Baltic Vision Com.
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Thank You very much Nils.
What will happen if you dont have OUR protection. You might find yourself as chopped up falafel with pita bread and hot hot sauce on the side.
With love
Überpig
Eine scmissige seite
wirklich!
Bästa sidan sur l´Internet..
Men:
Är inte Tabacmannen efterlyst för sitt osedliga skumrunkande?
Eller har ni på FBI gett upp jakten nu när han har lämnat planeten.
Enligt mig verkar det största hotet för tillfället komma från piskaren ;
Manolito.
Santa (i sina olika inkarnationer) verkar också vara en labil och farlig
varelse...
ADOLF PALME
-We here på FBI har inga befogenheter på Mars eftersom vi är Federal Pyramid Polis.
Karam El Sayed, Pyramid Police
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a hello and congratulations
to an incredibly informative number of pages
that both gives an insight and even knowledge in depth, to a certain
extent, about what has been happening, is still going on and i'm sure
will continue and grow bigger and bigger. it leaves us, at the same
time, in a new dimension of perplexity, which is releaving. also a thank
you for a nice release at tiger with a brand tal that laid the mental
ground for the later listening to the music für allum twice music; the
music is in many ways a lot more intriguing and maze-like now and will
give us pleasure for a long time.
-Its forbidden to listen to that record!! Please send it back to your nearest FBI office. It´s important evidence in the "Rotorp" case.
Karam El Sayed, Pyramid Police
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Hello there!
Why is the site all in english? And where is the Tabac-man? Isn't
he also a criminal?
/From a fan für alle - Peter Winqwist.
We are working on our Swedish to better solve these cases round Ormsjoen.
Maybe next month we will communicate in fluent Hallandish.
Karam El Sayed, Pyramid Police
