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ROBBERY OF PRICELESS WORKS OF ART FROM STUDIO ROTORP, SWEDEN NOVEMBER 14, 1997 Pyramid Field Office |
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ROBBERY OF PRICELESS WORKS OF ART FROM STUDIO ROTORP, SWEDEN NOVEMBER 14, 1997 Pyramid Field Office |
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The Crime
STOLEN MASTER TAPE FOR THE RECORD
MUSIC FÜR ALLUM TWICE
REWARD
A FIVE MILLION DOLLAR Reward is offered for the safe recovery of a stolen master tape in good condition. The recovery of an individual object will result in a portion of the reward, based upon the object's market value.
On November 14, 1997, Studio Rotorp was robbed by two unknown caucasian ducks dressed in police uniforms and identifying themselves as Pyramid Police Officers. The unknown subjects gained entrance into the studio by advising on-duty security personnel that they were responding to a call of a disturbance within the compound. Security, contrary to studio regulations, allowed the unknown subjects into the facility.
Upon gaining entry, the two unknown subjects abducted the on duty security personnel, securing both guards with duct tape and handcuffs in separate remote areas of the studio's basement. The unknown subjects brandished no weapons, nor were any weapons seen during this heist. Other than a "panic" button located behind the guards' watch desk area, the studio alarm system was internally only. Since the panic button was not activated, no actual police notification was made during the robbery. The video surveillance film was seized by the unknown subjects prior to their departure.
While in the studio from the hours of 1:24 a.m. to 2:45 a.m., the unknown subjects seized the following works of art, the values of which have been estimated as high as 300 million dollars.
ITEM #:
01. Intro
05. Pizza på trav 
DO
LIKE SÄPO:
ORDER
NOW!
06. Welcome Santa, Welcome to the earth, the human beeings need you now
11. Jerusalem is waiting for Kaknäs to call
12. Otto Gaz für der liebeling kalas
13. Hej lilla kille
15. Signaturmelodi till TV für alle
18. Manolito - Kungen av Malmö
19. Kommunismen is back in town
22. Hold my dick
24. Vakna Sverige
28. Köttsallad
29. Brown Hawaii EVIL RAGNAR THE MOVIE
31. Outro
All logical leads have been followed through to conclusion with no positive investigative results. Numerous interviews have been conducted, many accompanied by polygraph examination, with no substantial positive information developed. All forensic evidence recovered by the Pyramid Police Department and the F.B.I. from the crime scene has been submitted to the Sperling Laboratory Division for analysis and storage. Appropriate computer entries and notifications regarding the theft and description of the unknown subjects have been made.
Bootleg records have already been distributed all over
Sweden by Skandinavisk Musik Distribution
UNKNOWN SUBJECTS - described as follows on 11/14/97
| RACE: | Moschata |
| SEX: | Cock |
| AGE: | Unknown |
| HEIGHT: | 6' 2" |
| WEIGHT: | 220 pounds |
| BUILD: | Medium |
| EYES: | Black |
| HAIR: | Unknown |
| COMPLEXION: | Fair to medium |
| FACIAL STRUCTURE: | Broad |
| FACIAL HAIR: | Wearing a dark, shiny mustache, appearing to be false |
| GLASSES: | Wearing square-shaped, gold and crystal framed glasses |
| CLOTHING: | Fully ornamented dark blue police uniform with patch on on left shoulder, possibly withwording "VOEO". |
| EQUIPMENT: | Carrying a square black ghettoblaster (with 5" to 6" antenna) on belt |
| ACCENT: | Possibly Egyptian |
| RACE: | White |
| SEX: | Male |
| AGE: | Early to mid 30's |
| HEIGHT: | 190 cm |
| WEIGHT: | 90 kg |
| BUILD: | Fairly broad shoulders, lanky from the waist down |
| EYES: | Black |
| HAIR: | Unknown |
| COMPLEXION: | Fair to medium |
| FACIAL HAIR: | Black shiny mustache appearing to be false |
| FACIAL STRUCTURE: | Round |
| GLASSES: | Skigoggles |
| CLOTHING: | Fully ornamented dark blue police uniform with patch on on left shoulder, possibly withwording "VOEO". |
| EQUIPMENT: | Carrying a black Ankh cross around the neck |
Persons with information regarding the Studio Rotorp theft should contact the
Karam El Sayed office at 3846597.
Callers will be assured confidentiality by use of a code name.
