Crime Alert: Tabacman

FBI FUGITIVE PUBLICITY

ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

The Tabacman

DOB: February 29, 1962
Sex: Male
Height: 190 cm
Weight: 67 Kg
Hair: Golden
Eyes: Green
Race: AI

The Tabacman singing the Brekkies-song for Gun


Tabacman

THE CRIME

Illegal scumwank on public places around the world, Copenhagen and Mars

Tabacman is being sought in connection with the Juni 1994 Tylösand scumwank incident. This event is documented on a amatuer gay VHS tape called "Film für alle".

REMARKS

Occupations: Dirty worker.

Scars or Marks: Scars under the tabac beard.

Complexion is good.

The Tabacman is cooperating together with Santa under the influence of public enemy no#1, Disco Duck. FBI suspect that the Tabacman may have infiltrated the Pathfinder mission to Mars as a way to deliver topografic data to Disco Duck.

Nationality: Granddanois

Place of Birth: Nile delta

Alias: The Wanker

 

Eye Witness Reports #1: Jag såg Tabacmannen dricka old spice på Åhlens kosmetika avdelning i Karlstad. Under vänster hand hade han ansökningspapper till ett mcjobb i Östergötland.

Henke

This information no good. FBI/Rotorp Police Dep.

Eye Witness Reports #2: Tabacmanen var skådad på Möllevångs torget i Malmö! (han köpte tonvis med tabac!)

This information good. FBI/Rotorp Police Dep.

Eye Witness Reports #3:

Jag såg Tabacmannen på pressbyrån på Norrmalmstorg, han köpte en reseförpacning med raklödder av märket Gilette.

//Linda

Eye Witness Reports #4:

Jag såg tabac mannen skum runka på Tylösands turist hotels dansgolv

dj cat

 

Eye Witness Reports #5:

jag såg honom på kungsgatan spelandes banjo, naken i en kundvagn tillsammans med manolito kan det ha varit samma person som fbi efterlyser?

NO!

Eye Witness Reports #6:

Jag och en kompis såg den som vi tror kan ha varit Manolito stryka runt
utanför Wulfrath-Intensiven i en förort till den östtyska staden Rostock.
Detta hände under våran Europa-semester i somras.
/Janne + Johan

Eye Witness Reports #6:

hej there sailor agents...

jag was out, hanging and pigging around with olle

hilding when he came up with the goodest idea to ride

bussen to "unga forskare4s hvgtidssammankomst 2000".

guessing our surpriced face when we saw the tabac man

playing to be a kid with child body and outfit.

so we took the camera and photoed him with.

so here you have it, dear fbi. hope you will catching

him today or in the morning.

i4ll be sitting home and puzzling my arne hegerfors

puzzle till you say it4s no danger outside my door.

/HLG

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he's a scientist

and he's rude

and his articles are rejected

and his theories rebuked

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If you have any information concerning this case take no action yourself.
Contact the local police department or the nearest FBI Office.

 


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