Santa

THE CRIME

Cloning on Christmas

Santa is being sought in connection with the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ, commonly known as Christmas. He is very dangerous and have the ability to clone himself into multiple copies, especially on the 25th of december. He use this gift from God to break into thousands of homes around the world at the same local time.

Eye Witness Report #1: Jag såg Santa julen 97 han rusade in i vardagsrummet, högg sönder TV:n som visade Kalle Anka med sin stav och gav mig en gul anka i lite mjukare plast som var inslagen i rött papper med guldband. När jag fick den sa han: Merry christmas! Sedan försvann han. Sedan upptäckte jag att jag inte kunde hitta min tomteluva. / Aronononolj

Eye Witness Report #2: Jag såg Combat Santa prata med ett par ryska sjömaän i frihamnen i Stockholm. / Olle

Eye Witness Report #3: Yesterday I saw Santa and a sailor foam-wanking on a post office in
Manila. I also noticed a man following them, he was wearing a jacket
with "Plus- på konsumentens sida!" printed on the back. / Fredrik

Eye Witness Report #4: Jag såg Santa utanför en affär som hette Santa Discount i Los Angeles i juni år 2002. Hann med att ta ett foto (bifogat) på affären genom bussfönstret. Affären verkar sälja cigaretter, leksaker och verktyg till lågpris. / Jerka

REMARKS

Occupations: Reindeer driver,Chimney diver, illegal charity.

Scars or Marks: Tatto on left upperarm with the sentence "Santamothers porridge is something to eat"

Complexion is caucasian/ Heavy.

Santa is belived to be in the possesion of a stick wich he use in his sodomic sexlife.

Nationality: Finish

Place of Birth: North pole

Alias: Tomten, Påskharen, Julbocken, Terminator X, Enrico, Nisse.